The Book of Noah
September
Chapter One
Quote 1.1
"I used to have frosted tips, but it was natural... and it was my whole head."
Quote 1.2
whispering "She's so short. I feel bad."
Quote 1.3
"Abby, don't let me wear these shorts next year. They're too big for this parade."
Quote 1.4
"Night starts at 12 p.m."
Quote 1.5
"Look at that lady go! She got polka dots too."
Quote 1.6
"They vacuumed the field today."
Quote 1.7
"Let's hit that car and see what happens"
Quote 1.8
"Good thing we aren't humans."
Quote 1.9
"Not all nails are magnetic."
Quote 1.10
"His chest is bigger than his belly. ¡No me gusta!"
Quote 1.11
"There's only one lemon in here. I'm disgusted."
Quote 1.12
"I look fashionable in these."
Quote 1.13
"I could be a woman for Halloween."
Quote 1.14
"Creamy Sriracha is spicer at night."
Quote 1.15
"I felt my tummy jiggle."
Quote 1.16
"Is that mustard I smell?" *sniffs intently*
Quote 1.17
I wonder if that woman has a governor on her scooter."
Quote 1.18
"I wish I could ride a motor scooter on the golf cart paths."
Quote 1.19
"I'm gonna blare this in your nose."
Quote 1.20
"I've never seen Jennifer in real life."
Quote 1.21
"I'm A N G E R Y!"
Quote 1.22
"I think I ate one sandwich too many."
Quote 1.23
"What's on his pants?? What's on his pants?!"
Quote 1.24
"Sometimes, my life is a smudge too."
Quote 1.25
"If I weren't alive, the world wouldn't have the power of the hand."
October
Chapter Two
Quote 2.1
"What about "I'm FiFi and I like giant carrots?'"
Quote 2.2
"My future is messing with my present."
Quote 2.3
"It's okay. It's only because you're hungry."
Quote 2.4
"These glasses make my nose tingle."
Quote 2.5
"Carrot means 'Counting And Rendering Red Otters Today'"
Quote 2.6
"Oprah owns us."
November
Chapter Three
Quote 3.1
"Why is he scrubbing his whole body?!"
Quote 3.2
"Roman Mewborn! Get your empire-self down here right now!
Quote 3.3
"I'm gonna shred this fat like it is boiled chicken."
Quote 3.4
"HIISSSSSSSSSS"
Quote 3.5
"I would like Sprite on my chicken fingers."
Quote 3.6
"It was the Scholarly Bowl. I swear."
March
Chapter Four
Quote 4.1
"Wendy is with us..."
Quote 4.2
"No. I'm not a simple sponge!"
Quote 4.3
"Wendy, Wendy, Come to town, Wendy, Wendy, Wendy..."
Quote 4.4
"YOU IDGIT!"
Quote 4.5
"I miss my big carrots"
Quote 4.6
"Those boys are up to no good again."
Quote 4.7
"I built a giant sheep for you."
Quote 4.8
"The milk... it's gone!"
Quote 4.9
"Can you here my Scottish accent?"
Quote 4.10
"Mummy? Why are you crying, Mummy?"
Quote 4.11
"I have atomic breath. Don't lie."
April
Chapter Five
Quote 5.1
"These boys were singing some BTR. Finally. They are actually doing something important."
Quote 5.2
"I'm a big boy now."
Quote 5.3
"A saxophone and clarinet is like a potato and a potóto. No difference."
Quote 5.4
"Some say I am a reincarnated penguin. I agree."
Quote 5.5
"This book has very naughty things. Santa must give the author some coal for Christmas."
Quote 5.6
"George is young again!"
Quote 5.7
"First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the jazzy penguin popsocket."
Quote 5.8
"Somebody left their CFA cup in the toilet. The worst thing is, I don't think they ate breakfast."
Quote 5.9
"FAUBS CAN'T EAT PICKLES AND DONUTS YET! SHE IS TOO yOuNG!"
May
Chapter Six
Quote 6.1
"Did you hear? The president of TheMewView team is leaving. 'tis a shame." uncontrollable sobbing
Quote 6.2
"You can't complain. You SIT at a white table."
Quote 6.3
"TheMewView is dying and there's nothing I can do about it."
Quote 6.4
"I'm 98.47% sure I do not have wisdom teeth. That must be why I am not good at APWH."
Quote 6.5
"Indescribable. I don't know what to be excited for now that it is over."
Quote 6.6
"Lamar and Franklin are my bros. We be crashin and bashin, y'all"
Quote 6.7
"My arms hurt from brewing that spell"
Quote 6.8
"The first rule of Chicken Club: It always comes back to [...]"
Quote 6.9
"NOBODY messes with MY Shamoo"